"Please don't insinuate that someone hasn't read" the Hacker News Guidelines...

I'm not insinuating, I'm telling you.

Incidentally, can you not see the irony of your own statement? Please, stop with your valueless comments. This article is and remains a perfectly valid submission to HN.

According to the guidelines, I should charitably interpret that you have read them. Which means, charitably, you are ignoring them.