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Maybe they can turn this around by offering their stock for 50% off normal ticker prices. Then surely people, having bought it once and discovered how awesome it is, will come back again and again to pay full price.


That won't work because they'll just attract the worst kind of cheapskate investor demographic, who'll move on to the next penny stock once the discount is expired.




> worst kind of cheapskate

Exactly (the OP was being sarcastic :)


I think he gets it. He's being sarcastic, too.


Cue flash of someone pitching "A daily deal site for investors"


And don't forget about calling it CSOI (Consolidated Stupid Overpriced Investment)


Upvoted because I'm jealous of your joke/truth-y-statement and I'm man enough to say it.


Plus they could book any such stock purchases as revenue. Profit problem solved! I love creative accounting.




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