For those of you, including myself, that didn't know what this was a reference to:

"Trapped in the Closet" is an urban opera, R&B opera, or hip-hopera released by contemporary R&B singer R. Kelly in 2005.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet

It's also a South Park Episode.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/912

Something tells me this is the first time "Trapped in the Closet" has been referenced on HN, congrats sir :)

Something tells me tbgvi is an R Kelly Fan.